A few hours ago Jessica Simpson, who is about nine months along in her pregnancy, posted the picture above to Twitter. The UK Daily Mail wrote it up and titled story The hardest working bikini in showbiz! and they weren’t kidding.
The girl’s gorgeous – always has been – and except when that first husband of hers pushed her to diet away her curves she’s always been deliciously chesty. However, this is a whole different category of chestiness. Her breasts have grown to absolutely spectacular proportions and I would be remiss if I failed to express my approval and delight.
They’ve each grown bigger than her head. We’re looking at a pop star whose breasts are larger than her head. Thank you Baby Jesus for a Christmas miracle!