If you ever thought it would be high-larious to do a fake “Got Milk?” ad featuring Sofia Vergara, thus to imply that she got her big, gorgeous breasts as a result of dairy product consumption, well, the milk industry beat you to it.

They did one for real, several years ago.

And lest you assume innocent intent, please take note that the glass of milk is shaped like an hourglass, and that the scoop-neck white t-shirt under her outer shirt forms an arrow leading from her cleavage to the milk. It’s called “subliminal advertising” and it works great with big boobs.

Update: Here’s a video that shows off Vergara’s “making of” this ad, as well as an interview with her where she extols the virtues of drinking low-fat milk on a regular basis. It’s all in Spanish, but it’s pretty terrific if only for its focus on this gorgeous lady.