Today on The Adam Carolla Podcast, Adam, Bald Bryan and real-life breast growth victim Teresa Strasser talked about this very blog. (Although they got the domain name wrong. Grr. It’s BREAST-DASH-EXPANSION-DOT-NET!) The whole business of the breast enlargement fetish is treated as if it were somehow odd, when we all know it’s perfectly normal. [Cough.]
Anyway, check out the podcast – the discussion is about 26 minutes in.
(This is all reader Jason’s fault.)
Pregnant radio personality Teresa Strasser is pregnant. Before the pregnancy she wore girly little A-cup bras, but those days are just a memory, now.
I just bought this Spanx bra in a 36C. I hate bras, but this one isn’t so bad, if you’re looking.
I was sitting having coffee with a friend when the front clasp came undone, apropos of nothing, and I just busted out of my brand new C cups. Maybe it was caused by the dangerous mixture of a robust inhale with a moment of slight slouching. Basically, I was sitting there stock-still. I don’t blame the Bra-llelujah, but my boobs are growing so fast they are actually testing the tensile strength of Spanx.
Strasser complains that at this rate of growth she’ll soon be a D-cup, and whines about how unpleasant it is to have big boobs. Of course I have no sympathy whatsoever. Hopefully she’ll wind up permanently stacked and learn to appreciate her new mammalian marvels. Anyway, read the whole thing. It’s pretty hot, if you’re into women writing first-person breast growth narratives. (Which you are, natch.)
[h/t: reader Jason]
Can you imagine what puberty must have been like for September Carrino? She was probably a quiet girl, but then her breasts started growing. Very quickly she became busty enough to draw attention, but then she got even bigger, and bigger, and even bigger! Her outrageous curves and giant breasts made her the most popular girl in town! And then a year or two later she probably started on birth control pills and the whole process started all over again!
Anyway, she’s got pretty much the most amazing tits on the planet.
[Free Gallery - SeptemberCarrino.com]
At least the New York Times says so:
At Wacoal America, one of the largest bra makers in the country, 36DD is on track to replace 36D as its most popular size in 2009. (Three years ago it was 36C.) Bare Necessities, an online lingerie retailer, said 34DD was its No. 10 best-selling size last year, up from No. 17 in 2002. And this fall Elle Macpherson Intimates will introduce its first collection for fuller-busted women, offering cup sizes from D to G.
[Your Bra Size: The Truth May (Pleasantly) Surprise You - New York Times]
