Pregnant radio personality Teresa Strasser is pregnant. Before the pregnancy she wore girly little A-cup bras, but those days are just a memory, now.

I just bought this Spanx bra in a 36C. I hate bras, but this one isn’t so bad, if you’re looking.

I was sitting having coffee with a friend when the front clasp came undone, apropos of nothing, and I just busted out of my brand new C cups. Maybe it was caused by the dangerous mixture of a robust inhale with a moment of slight slouching. Basically, I was sitting there stock-still. I don’t blame the Bra-llelujah, but my boobs are growing so fast they are actually testing the tensile strength of Spanx.

Strasser complains that at this rate of growth she’ll soon be a D-cup, and whines about how unpleasant it is to have big boobs. Of course I have no sympathy whatsoever. Hopefully she’ll wind up permanently stacked and learn to appreciate her new mammalian marvels. Anyway, read the whole thing. It’s pretty hot, if you’re into women writing first-person breast growth narratives. (Which you are, natch.)

[h/t: reader Jason]